Good morning. Would you mind filling in a Test and Trace form before you enter today?

Good morning.

Would you mind filling in a test and trace form before you enter today?

Yes, absolutely! It’s the least I can do. I think it’s so great you’re open.

Would you mind filling in a test and trace form before you enter today?

Sure.

Would you mind filling in a test and trace form before you enter today?

What’s that? I haven’t heard of it.

Would you mind filling in an NHS test and trace form before you enter today?

Jesus Christ. Fine.

Would you mind filling in an NHS test and trace form before you enter today?

Uh. Do I have to?

Would you mind filling in an NHS test and trace form before you enter today?

I don’t believe in it. It doesn’t work.

Would you mind filling in a test and trace form before you enter today?

Please don’t say it is the NHS. It isn’t. It is big corporate companies who want to steal our data.

Would you mind filling in a test and trace form before you enter today?

You’ve been listening to too much Boris, mate.

Would you mind filling in a test and trace form before you enter today?

No. I think I’ll just come back when all this fuss is over.


I ask this question about 100 times a day. It’s a shame the masks don’t hide those rolling eyes.

I find it sad that some people find the NHS Test & Trace too much of a barrier between them and the things they love. I’d like to think a fresh pile of books on a bedside table far outweighs the fear of writing your telephone number on a piece of paper.

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